Chop the Silence,
Deliver the Laughs.
Transform your corporate retreats or weddings into legendary adventures with high-energy lumberjack skill showcases and rustic comedy.
The Main Attractions
Skill Showcases
Witness the raw power of precision axe throwing and log splitting demonstrations.
Rustic Comedy
Hilarious storytelling and banter that keeps your guests laughing all night long.
Interactive Games
Get your guests involved with friendly competitions and safe, rugged challenges.
Our Story
Born from the call of the wild, The Timber Guild started as a group of woodsmen with a knack for performance and a love for the rugged outdoors.
Our Mission
To bring the adrenaline and heartwarming laughter of the forest to your most important celebrations.
Our Vision
To be the gold standard for themed entertainment, blending authentic skill with world-class comedy.
Our Values
Authenticity, high energy, and respect for the craft: we bring the real deal every single time.
Snapshots of the Action
Unfiltered Energy
Catch the highlights from our latest forest adventures.
What Our Guests Say
Real stories from real celebrations.
"The most incredible entertainment we have ever booked. The axe throwing was intense and the comedy was absolutely non-stop!"
- Sarah Jenkins
Wedding Planner
"Our annual corporate retreat was transformed. Everyone was engaged, laughing, and actually bonding over the challenges."
- Mark Thompson
Tech Corp CEO
"A breath of fresh air. They are professionals, but they know exactly how to loosen up a crowd and make it fun."
- Elena Rodriguez
Festival Organizer