Chop the Silence,
Deliver the Laughs.
Step into the raw, unfiltered energy of The Timber Guild. Where the wit is sharp, the atmosphere is rustic, and no one is safe from the punchline.
Step into the raw, unfiltered energy of The Timber Guild. Where the wit is sharp, the atmosphere is rustic, and no one is safe from the punchline.
Turn your annual meeting into an event people actually attend. We specialize in high-stakes, high-reward office humor.
Birthday bashes or wedding after-parties, we provide the edge and energy your celebration deserves.
Experience the thrill of new talent and seasoned pros battling for the crowd's approval in our open mic nights.
Born in a renovated timber warehouse, The Timber Guild began as a sanctuary for comics who found mainstream clubs too polished. We kept the sawdust and the grit.
To provide a fearless platform where laughter is the only currency and boundaries are meant to be pushed for the sake of art.
To remain the gold standard for roast culture, blending old-school comedy club vibes with a modern, aggressive wit.
Honesty, bravery, and the belief that every person in the room has a story worth making fun of.
"I've never felt more insulted in my entire life, and I loved every second of it. The atmosphere at The Timber Guild is unmatched."
- Marcus Thorne
"We booked a corporate roast for our tech firm. Our CEO was devastated in the best way possible. Pure comedic gold."
- Sarah Jenkins
"The only place in the city where you can actually feel the energy of the crowd. The Timber Guild is a legend for a reason."
- David Low
Real reactions, real roasts, real time.
