Chop the Silence,
Deliver the Laughs.
Stop settling for boring nights. We bring the raw energy of the wild and the sharpest wit in the business to your stage, ensuring your crowd stays electric.
Stop settling for boring nights. We bring the raw energy of the wild and the sharpest wit in the business to your stage, ensuring your crowd stays electric.
Transform your annual gala from a snooze-fest into the event of the decade with curated high-end wit.
Fast-paced, unapologetic stand-up that keeps the energy peaking from the first joke to the final bow.
Intimate, sharp, and personalized entertainment for birthdays or milestones that deserve more than cake.
Founded in a small sawdust-filled basement, The Timber Guild started with a simple goal: to bring honest, hard-hitting laughter back to the local scene.
We strive to shatter the silence of the mundane by delivering high-voltage entertainment that challenges and delights every guest.
To become the gold standard for live entertainment, where every show is a legendary experience and every laugh is earned.
Boldness, authenticity, and a relentless commitment to quality. We do not do mediocre, and we certainly do not do boring.
Short clips, massive laughs. See the magic in motion.
"The Timber Guild completely saved our corporate retreat. I have never seen my CEO laugh so hard, it was actually terrifying. Absolutely brilliant."
"They don't just tell jokes, they create an atmosphere. The energy in the room was electric. We will be booking them for every milestone from now on."
"Sharp, witty, and perfectly paced. It is rare to find entertainment that appeals to every single person in a room, but The Guild managed it."