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Chop the Silence,
Deliver the Laughs.

We specialize in high-concept, mock-serious corporate events that turn sterile boardrooms into arenas of brilliant, controlled absurdity.

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Our Expertise

The Mock Keynote

The Mock Keynote

High-stakes presentations on utterly trivial topics: transform your strategy meetings into comedic masterclasses.

Bureaucracy Bingo

Bureaucracy Bingo

Gamify the corporate grind. We turn mundane office jargon and endless Zoom calls into a competitive sport.

The Roast Dinner

The Roast Dinner

An elegant dining experience where the main course is lighthearted, professionally curated satire for your leadership.

Breaking the Corporate Monotony

Most corporate events are designed to pass the time. The Timber Guild is designed to reclaim it. We believe that the most effective way to build a team is to collectively acknowledge the absurdity of the modern workplace.

By blending high-end hospitality with sharp, satirical performance, we create environments where genuine connection happens through shared laughter and a healthy dose of irreverence.

About us About us

Our Story

Founded by a group of disillusioned performers and former executives who realized that laughter is the only true antidote to burnout.

Our Mission

To provide sophisticated, high-concept satire that revitalizes professional cultures and fosters authentic human connection.

Our Vision

A professional world where the absurdity of the grind is celebrated, rather than endured, through curated joy.

Our Values

Precision in performance: Absurdity with purpose: Elegance in chaos: Absolute professionalism.

Client Debriefs

Words from the survivors of our last engagement.

"The Mock Keynote was absolutely ridiculous in the best possible way. Our leadership team actually talked to each other for once, mostly while laughing at the absurdity of our own quarterly goals."

- Sarah J., HR Director

"A masterclass in controlled chaos. The Timber Guild knows exactly how to push the envelope without breaking corporate decorum. It was the highlight of our annual summit."

- Marcus V., CEO

"Bureaucracy Bingo is something my team still talks about in the breakroom. It turned a very dry training session into a high-energy bonding experience."

- Elena R., Operations Manager

The Chaos in Motion

Witness the highlights from our most recent satirical activations.

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