CHOP THE SILENCE.
Deliver the laughs with the sharpest wits in the city. Experience high-octane roast comedy in a setting that burns brighter than the rest.
The Lineup
Choose your intensity. We have a roast for every appetite.
The Daily Roast
Quick-fire, rapid-response comedy every Tuesday night.
Battle of Wits
Two comedians, one stage, zero mercy. The ultimate duel.
Private Roasts
Rent the Guild for your birthday or special event.
Born in the Shadows,
Refined in Light.
The Timber Guild started as a small underground gathering for those who found humor in the sharpest edges. We believed that comedy shouldn't just be safe, it should be visceral.
Today, we are the premier destination for fans of high-stakes, high-wit comedy. We provide a sanctuary for the bold.
Our Story
From basement jokes to a world-class stage, we've always embraced the raw side of laughter.
Our Mission
To deliver cathartic, unapologetic humor that challenges the status quo.
Our Vision
To be the global epicenter for the sharpest comedic minds on the planet.
Our Values
Bravery, Sharpness, Honesty, and a healthy dose of chaos.
The Gallery of Wit
A glimpse into the madness.
Heard on the Street
"The most electric atmosphere I've ever experienced. The roasts were brutal but so incredibly well-timed. A night to remember!"
- Marcus V.
"If you can't handle the heat, stay out of the Guild. This is the real deal. Pure, unfiltered comedic genius."
- Sarah Jenkins
"Best comedy club in town. Period. The talent level is off the charts and the drinks are top-notch."
- David K.
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Join the Guild.
Inquire about group bookings, private events, or upcoming shows. We'll get back to you before the next mic drop.